The Queendom of Elise Schwarzer is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.166 billion Elise Schwarzerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Elise Schwarzerian economy, worth 223 trillion golds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,738 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Elise Schwarzer City Natural History Museum, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elise Schwarzer's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Elise Schwarzer is ranked 121,162^nd in the world and 1,667^th in Ambition for Largest Populations, with 4.17 billion capita.